Monday, August 20, 2018

Why "Pretty Girls" Don't Poo...

Everyone knows that pretty girls don’t poo or at least, that’s what we want everyone to think. It’s embarrassing enough to tell someone to wait a few minutes before going to the bathroom after you and the common bathroom sprays are way too overpowering for our noses that in my opinion, makes things worse.


Luckily, some clever mind invented, PooPourri, which is a deodorizing spray that comes in several different scents. When nature calls, all you have to do is spray one to three spritzes of PooPourii onto the toilet water, in order to lock in any unpleasant odor that drops into the toilet.


Like I said before, pretty girls don’t poo, because after using the bathroom, all anyone would smell is the wonderful fragrance of Vanilla Mint. I believe that this idea was completely… genus.

Love always,
Princess Hiyah
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